You're not alone. ;)

"are you a gamer?"
Yes

"what platforms do you own?"
PC and PS3.

"what genres do you play?"
Mainly FPSs. Some RPGs, Mario, Pokemon..

"what are your favorite games?"
Half-Life 2 & The Orange Box, CoD, Medal of Honor, MAG, Killzone 2 and so on. :P

"do you like to listen to YOUR music when you play or the game music?"
Definitely the game. My music would be too distracting.

"etc. (full credit goes to mark hughes on this one, like, how big does your e-peen get after winning some online tournament or something)."
About 15" :P